I have been locating cysts under my skin and muscle! At least, I hope they're cysts. No-one really wants to read about this, but  IT IS ALARMING to have chest pains all morning and then find a lump between your ribs.

I do not want to have a lump between my ribs. I do not want to go to the doctor. Mostly because he will laugh at me and say "You strained a muscle playing softball".

"But I don't play softball," I will say.

"You have seventeen hours to live," will be his reply.

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